Even SLS owners can be wild and crazy! See?
Hey! I think we’ve just witnessed another new purchase!
Champaign paint? OLD PERSON CAR. Champaign is the flashiest of the beige family.
This conversation has occurred every single time someone has purchased a car in this color:
“Well I don’t know, my last seven cars have all been beige or tan, perhaps I ought to try to step out of my comfort zone!”
“What do you mean? Like a nice bright blue, or perhaps a deep green? Maybe even *gasp* red?”
“Woah, woah, hold your horses! Let’s not get crazy here! I was thinking a nice shade of champaign.”
“Champaign?”
”Metallic champaign!”
“Oh, Humphrey, you’re such a card!”
In this corner the Mercedes-Benz SL 550! And in this corner the Mercedes-Benz SL 65 AMG Black Edition!
God, that would be as one-sided as Mike Tyson fighting an infant.
