Even SLS owners can be wild and crazy!  See?

Hey!  I think we’ve just witnessed another new purchase! 

Champaign paint?  OLD PERSON CAR.  Champaign is the flashiest of the beige family.

This conversation has occurred every single time someone has purchased a car in this color:

"Well I don’t know, my last seven cars have all been beige or tan, perhaps I ought to try to step out of my comfort zone!"

"What do you mean?  Like a nice bright blue, or perhaps a deep green?  Maybe even *gasp* red?

"Woah, woah, hold your horses!  Let’s not get crazy here!  I was thinking a nice shade of champaign."

"Champaign?"

Metallic champaign!”

"Oh, Humphrey, you’re such a card!" 

In this corner the Mercedes-Benz SL 550!  And in this corner the Mercedes-Benz SL 65 AMG Black Edition!

God, that would be as one-sided as Mike Tyson fighting an infant.